an easy to follow "how to" guide by the null prophet (subject matter expert, disappointment).

• set unrealistic expectations.
• attempt to control the uncontrollables.
• let your present be consumed worrying about the future or lamenting the past.

bonus tips and tricks:

• invest in dogecoin.
• forget to close the tap.
• wake up at 7.
• fight over stacks and queues.
• wear a pair of jeans to the funny, little place.
• keep the shoes unclean.
• be cold towards mrj.
• spend "15 minutes" on smartphone.
• write bad things about the firelighters.
• hug a polar bear when he wants to be left alone.
• spin up a virtual machine just to install truecaller.