what's a balding pigeon to do?

1. cry over the loss of his hair.
2. figure out why he cannot cry every day.
3. defend his children from intruders — basically every pigeon who's not wife or previously raised kids. (okay, maybe the elder kids are enemies too.)
4. fly.
5. dying is not an option, because the pigeon’s got a family to feed that depends on him for moral and tech support.

what’s a balding pigeon to do?

1. face the crowd and always cheer.
2. let no one from the crowd come very near — they can screw him up. that’s bad.
3. lay eggs.

life is sad.