🌱 null prophet

delivering cursed wisdom from the stack trace. this is where the null prophet writes. whether you call them prophecies, errors, or just rants — they’ve already been compiled. now they’re yours to read.

🍋‍🟩 freshly plucked

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    #classics

    rewritings in cok

    the prince: tired of being little when i was 6 years old, i drew a picture. it looked like this: [world-famous picture inserted here] whenever a grown up came by to see it, i asked if they were...

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    #pencil

    how to be a pencil?

    death of a pencil: repeated mistakes and an eraser who won't stop forgiving. a pencil: is dead the moment a new instrument is chosen to pen things down. is called lucky if it finds a friend in an...

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    #three easy steps

    how 2 rule? 3 easy steps.

    panem et circenses. —juvenal (satire x, satires) the null prophet's guide to being a ruler (not the geometry box one). step 1: divide and conquer. not your average algorithms strategy. an adaptive...

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