🌱 null prophet
delivering cursed wisdom from the stack trace. this is where the null prophet writes. whether you call them prophecies, errors, or just rants — they’ve already been compiled. now they’re yours to read.
🍋🟩 freshly plucked
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everyone wakes up at 7; i don't
i bought a blank notebook once. it isn’t blank anymore. i've filled pages of it with things meant to be shared with an "appropriate audience" when the time comes. but the time never comes....
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how to take a break from a break? three easy steps.
the null prophet's guide to efficiency. step 1: pretend there is no break. question the entire hecking existence of the concept. ask (out loud): “what the [duck] even is a break?” if you manage to...
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the pants
the other day, i saw a person wearing pants. i know it's super common to see someone wearing pants if you are in the same environment as me—where wearing jeans is frowned upon and can even lead to...
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